Another tiring day again, wake up at 6, water the plant, attend lectures, complete assignments…..and the list goes on. Today’s schedule also involve group discussion on the upcoming ‘interview assault’. After all the lectures in the morning, the team of six gathered at HQ and plan on startegic movement to commence the SCI offensive.
O.P.E.R.A.T.I.O.N. .T.O.R.T.U.R.E. .P.R.I.S.O.N.E.R…….
In this operation, me m appointed supreme commander to oversee the entire operation. Me team of six comprises personnel who have expertise from various field necessary to tackle the entire operation.
Supreme commander: me——-expertise: acting blur (extremely lost lately due to unknown reason)
Lieutenant : cat——-expertise: computers and electronics wrecking
Major : 乌龟仔–expertise: doing things stupidly
Sergeant : 粽伯—–expertise: untouchable and unstoppable verbal ROSHAN
Colonel : gori——-expertise: turning up late and even not coming
Secret agent : Rupiah—expertise: ladies man (call him 屁, ryu屁！)
1145 – The briefing on our entire operation which was done by Agent Rupiah (otherwise known as ryu屁). According to Agent Rupiah, the upcoming operation involve the interrogation of a high profile ‘Terror’ suspect (known as Clostridium Song@ Dr. Clostridium). Our objective was to stomp his hideout, retrieve target, use all means necessary (including torture if needed) to extract whatever information regarding his plan to contaminate Monash with Clostridium botulinum. Agent Rupiah also outlined all possible resistance and threat that will be encountered during the operation. Failure of our mission is unacceptable, as we have to report the operation results to the SCI High Command.
After the briefing, Agent Rupiah and Sergeant 粽伯 vanishes (probably went into undecover or carrying out covert operation). The remaining members went to the armoury to arm ourselves with questions and torturing kit for the interrogation. It took me and Major 乌龟仔 with external help from Sponge of Knowledge an hour plus to cook up with the interrogation questions. Next, Major 乌龟仔 and Colonel gori set off to the combat simulation center in gamesworld to prepare themself for the upcoming operation. While, me and Lieutenant cat went to report our progress to the SCI High Command.
1400 – Done with everything, me and cat attend the BTH tute. This is me second tute of the week and me just taking advantage of the school system by over-attending. Amzaingly, the tute was totally different of that me previously attended. More crap and the best part was, the demo finally contradict with what she taught on the last tute. Ironic isn’t it, when both of us argue about the digestion of fat on our last encounter with me boiling over the issue, and not to further procastinate me just let it be. Who knows, she changes her version of answer today.
1445 – Tute over, me and the cat were wondering whether to join our brethren in gamesworld or do our report in the com lab. After consulting with Fate, we finally decided to do our work. Wow so hardworking, a quality rarely seen in the playful us.
1605 – Here is the best part, after hours of hardworkingness in the com lab, the cat was growling of hunger again. So, me suddenly 发侨 say go McDonald have tea. After all, we deserve a good reward after a days work. So, we drive to Pyramid to help ourself out. **Take note, as the car we were in have the petrol meter pointing at E. The cat assure me that we will be able to make it after our pit stop at McD. So me suggest that he park outside while me make the take away. Unfortunately the cat refused and insisted to park in the parking lot. Reason given: 不用尽，我钱多！
Initially the cat intended to enjoy the food there, since we have about 45 minutes before the 1700 Agri Lec, so me persuaded to take away instead.
McValue Meal Fillet Set (regular)
McValue Meal Nugget set (regular)
Pure vanilla ice-cream
Mc-Flurry
Total: FOC ^.^
At the exit as we were leaving the car park happily with our McFood, the buffalo in front who has just left the parking zone suddenly reverse (as the buffalo was too big and can’t make the 90 degree turn require to leave the parking lot). So happen at that very moment we have oredi inserted our ticket and were about to leave. The front buffalo who reversed then block our way out and also trigger the sensor that makes the damn palang down blocking our exit. Of course, the buffalo manage to get out of the parking lot while we were left to rot at the exit. Next we turn to the guard who was stationed not far from the exit for help. Who knows, the damn guard can’t even do a single thing except press the help button on the useless palang machine. His reason: Ini ya saya tak tau, bukan saya punya bidang, ni sunway orang punya!
So our cat grabbing his fillet ran off to seek help or whatever…. leaving the car and me there. At the same time, amazingly another buffalo was also stuck at the second exit lane due to ticket problem. So both of us effectively clog up the exit out of pyramid. As the line of cars gradually build up behind us, the guard ask me to move the car aside. Guess what, where is the key? Without checking, me told the guard that kawan saya sudah ambil la. After procastinating for a couple of minutes, me went to check whether the keys are there or not. Oops, me gotta move the car aside fast. Then came the technician (which in the end do nothing at all). Now me gotta find cat fast. So me grab me nuggets and run back through the parking lot. WOH, what a long queue about 10-12 cars long. Me even get finger remark as though me cause them to wait for 10 minutes plus there, haha…
One more problem, where the cat went? No credit how to contact the cat. Where should me go? the whole parking lot is like a maze. Who cares anyway, run me run (and of course mnching down those nuggets)hopefully to bump into him. Luckily, saw him at last holding another parking ticket and running me way. After briefing him on the current situation, we ran back to the exit (By the time we reach there, me nuggets were all gone).
The technician as me have just mention was good for nothing, end up we pay double parking fees (which we only spend less then 10 minutes within the parking lot) and left the crazy place for good. Looking at the E sign of the petrol meter, me told the cat what would happen if the gas runs out here which was only a one way lane out.
Cat: 他妈的！你口不要这样臭！出不到去我K你！
Time spent: 10 minutes at McD, 20 minutes in the parking lot
Cause of the Unfortunate event:
1. Me fault coz 发侨 for suggesting going to McD.
2. Cat’s fault for not parking outside and opt the parking lot instead.
3. Me fault for not eating there and take away instead.
4. The damn buffalo’s fault for blocking our exit (NOOB).
5. Sunway’s fault for lousy parking architecture and design (the 90 degree turn).
6. Sunways parking management ineeficiency.
7. Monash fault for not having McD at the cafeteria.
Cat blame it on cause 1 and 3, while me chose factor 2… Whats the cause you decide!
1658 Just in time for the Agri Lec, all the running and eating takes it effect— severe indigestion. What suppose to be a enjoyable tea break turn out to be a tummy fiasco. Our misfortune did not end there, we chose the 3rd floor entry in order to make it on time to the Lec. After the 3 flight of stairs that door was lock. Oh SHIT, more running again. Finally, we made it to class on time (the lecturer was late). Our bad luck apparently spreaded like plague the class projector was not working…..HAHA…..
More badluck the next day which will not be discussed =.=" 拖衰
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